Early in the season: Jess/Winston (anti-Schmidt/Cece; anti-Nick/Jess)

Mid-season: Jess/Julia (neutral to everything else)

Late-season: SCHMIDT/CECE OTP 5EVER PLEASE GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES WITH FANTASTIC NAMES AND UGH NEVER BREAK UP NO DON’T NO SCHMIDT NO! with a side-order of Jess/Nick, please and thank you.

Well done show, well done. Now get Cece & Schmidt back together and don’t ever put me through that ever again.