“The 23-year-old star – who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the saga - is unable to have a sexual relationship with a human because he fears that if he goes further than a kiss, his emotions and the power of his body may injure his beloved.”—
Journalism fail. Who knew Rob Pattinson himself was the one unable to have a sexual relationship with a human!? (via memily)
Oh man, that smacks of editor came in, didn’t read the whole thing, tried to add something, but wasn’t paying attention and now it makes ZERO SENSE. The number of times that’s happened in my career is disgusting. It’s usually not this hilarious though!